Post Tagged with: "War on Christmas"

Yes, The Leader Of Israel’s Legislature Did Declare Christmas Trees As Symbols Of Persecution

The Christmas tree is one of many pagan traditions which have been adopted by Christians. No big deal, we're happy to share.

According to Yuli Edelstein, Speaker of Israel’s legislature, the Knesset, Christmas trees were held up as symbols of persecution against the Jewish people.

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Bill O’Reilly Launches Preemptive Counter-Strike In ‘War On Christmas’ (VIDEO)

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The War On Christmas Has Begun!

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Shameless Walmart Christmas Shoppers Brawl Over Flat Screen TV’s At Black Friday Sale (VIDEO)

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Want to know what the real meaning of Christmas is? Just go to Wal-Mart on Black Friday.

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Cartoon Network’s ‘Robot Chicken’ Takes A Shot At ‘Fox News” Phony War On Christmas (VIDEO)

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The holiday season is here and that means “Fox News” is rehashing their annual blithering about the so-called war on Christmas, and Cartoon Network’s “Robot Chicken” couldn’t resist taking a shot at the conservative network in their holiday special.

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Kirk Cameron’s Effort To Rig Movie Rating On Rotten Tomatoes Hilariously Fails

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A few days ago, former child star and current Christian extremist nutjob Kirk Cameron literally begged his Facebook fans to “storm” Rotten Tomatoes and rig the rating for his movie Saving Christmas. The result? A spectacularly hilarious holiday failure.

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War On Christmas! Are You Being Persecuted? (FLOWCHART)

War On Christmas! Are You Being Persecuted? (FLOWCHART)

Yup! It’s that time of the year again where conservative Christians are supposed to be celebrating the birth of Jesus, but instead bitch and moan for 6 weeks straight.

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Malls Are Beginning To Fine Stores For Staying Closed On Thanksgiving

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You’ll never believe who’s being blamed for the fact that stores are being forced to stay open. It’s you, Millennials.

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Religious Scholar Reza Aslan: The Historical Jesus Is Bill O’Reilly’s Worst Nightmare (VIDEO)

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Reza Aslan points out an inconvenient truth that Bill O’Reilly probably doesn’t want to hear.

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Duck Dynasty Guy Joins Kirk Cameron To Save Christmas (VIDEO)

Duck Dynasty Guy Joins Kirk Cameron To Save Christmas (VIDEO)

Star studded movie coming to a theater near you – if you think Kirk Cameron and that Duck Dynasty guy are stars.

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Kirk Cameron Claims Website For His Christmas Movie Was Hacked By Bitter Muslims (VIDEO)

Kirk Cameron Claims Website For His Christmas Movie Was Hacked By Bitter Muslims (VIDEO)

Kirk Cameron’s latest pitch to see his movie: There is a war on Christmas because my website was hacked by anti-Christian haters.

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10 Delightfully Offensive Christmas Songs (VIDEOS)

10 Delightfully Offensive Christmas Songs (VIDEOS)

From the truly awful to the awfully true, here are a few truly nasty Christmas songs to enjoy during this holiday season.

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Wisconsin State Capitol Plays Host To Flying Spaghetti Monster In Holiday Display

Wisconsin State Capitol Plays Host To Flying Spaghetti Monster In Holiday Display

The Flying spaghetti monster makes an appearance at the Wisconsin State Capitol holiday display to preach the wisdom of the separation of church and state.

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Salvation Army Bell Ringer Assaulted By ‘Christian’ For Saying ‘Happy Holidays’

A Salvation Army bell ringer was punched by a Phoenix, Arizona Walmart shopper, for using the phrase "Happy Holidays," instead of saying "Merry Christmas" Image: Screen shot ABC15.com

A bell ringer collecting donations for the Salvation Army says she was assaulted, after greeting an Arizona Walmart shopper with the words “Happy Holidays.” According to KNXV, Kristina Vindiola was collecting donations outside a Phoenix Walmart in mid-December, when she was confronted by an outraged woman. She said the assault […]

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The Santa Wars And Fox News’ Assault On Christmas

The Santa Wars And Fox News’ Assault On Christmas

It all began a week ago. Megyn Kelly, on her program, The Kelly Files, brought up an op-ed by Slate’s Aisha Harris. Harris wrote that it was confusing for her, as a black child, to see two different depictions of Santa Claus: one that shared her skin color at home […]

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Scott Walker Urges Supporters To Sacrifice Christmas This Year And Send Him Money (IMAGE)

Scott Walker Urges Supporters To Sacrifice Christmas This Year And Send Him Money (IMAGE)

WI Governor Scott Walker has come up with a plan to raise campaign funds – have conservatives donate the money for their children’s Christmas presents.

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It’s A Sarah Palin Christmas: Jesus Would Like You To Buy Her Book (VIDEO)

It’s A Sarah Palin Christmas: Jesus Would Like You To Buy Her Book (VIDEO)

Sarah Palin has kicked off the yearly whine about the non-existent “War on Christmas” early. She appeared on The Today Show Monday, with poor Matt Lauer, who tried to keep Caribou Barbie on topic. But that’s a nigh-on impossible task, as we all know. She has so many agendas that […]

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Sarah Palin To Write A Book About The War On Christmas

Sarah Palin To Write A Book About The War On Christmas

Just in time for the (Easter) holidays, Sarah Palin gets to weigh on on the ‘War on Christmas.’

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War On Christmas Is Real – Santa Gets Arrested (VIDEO)

War On Christmas Is Real – Santa Gets Arrested (VIDEO)

The war on Christmas is real. The stress has caused Jolly Ole’ St. Nick to become a corrupt, desperate, drunken shell of his former self.

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Get Bill O’Reilly Some Smelling Salts – Here’s The True Story Of Christmas (VIDEO)

Get Bill O’Reilly Some Smelling Salts – Here’s The True Story Of Christmas (VIDEO)

As Fox watching Christians lament the War on Christmas, it should be noted that Christmas as we know it wouldn’t be recognized by Christ or even by his disciples.

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Poll Findings Reveal: Santa’s A Democrat, Not A Republican, Say Registered Voters

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Other findings show 47% believe in ‘war on Christmas,’ 61% would NOT press charges if Santa’s reindeer run over grandma, and 3% ‘not sure’ whether or not Santa exists.

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