Tired of the endless hitting, biting, spitting and kicking? Questioning your Gandhi-esque commitment to NOT spanking the little monsters when they so RICHLY deserve it? Show the Terrible Twos… er… TEAS a dose of Tough Love. At least the ones that can read.

Image is printed on a white 100% cotton t-shirt, in America, for $19.95 (Plus S&H)

Men’s sizes go up to 6XL. Women’s sizes go up to 3XL.