A vote for Obama or Romney is a vote for Satan. The Live Prayer Church — operating through television and internet — has been circulating (or trying to circulate) an argument against voting for either candidate. Their solution? Write in Jesus!
This wouldn’t be newsworthy except for the amazing fact that 1,649,176 people have signed the petition already, and that number is growing all the time. The organization (I’m not going to call any organization that engages in heavy political speech a “church”) says that third party candidates are a waste of time, as seen below:
So who is a Christian to vote for with a clear conscience? The answer is simple…JESUS!!!
I am encouraging true followers of Jesus Christ to say NO to satan (sic) and say YES to Jesus! This November, write in the name JESUS for President! The option will be several third party candidates. Sadly, no candidate outside of the two major parties have any chance at winning the election. So rather than vote for a third party candidate, write in the name of Jesus for President.
Yeah, because Jesus has a shot at winning the election, right? People, please don’t waste your vote. Vote for somebody that can legally run. Even were he present on the earth right now, he isn’t a citizen of the United States. Also, somebody should probably inform the writer of the plea to vote for Jesus of the following quote by F. Scott Fitzgerald: “Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.”
And I desperately hope this is a joke. Here’s another interesting excerpt:
President Obama has proven by his words and deeds to be a true enemy of God as detailed in James 4:4. He has been the most pro-death President in history, supporting the legalized slaughter of innocent babies here and around the world, he is a staunch advocate of the radical homosexual agenda, and he has been a great friend to the enemies of Israel. On every major spiritual issue of the day, President Obama has proven to be an enemy of God and a true tool of satan! (sic)
They go on to assert that Obama’s supported for female and homosexual equality make him a friend of Satan and an enemy of God. James 4:4, by the way, reads, “Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? Whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.” I’m no biblical expert, but it seems like this verse is directed at adulterers and is a condemnation of ‘worldly’ sexuality. They do not address how this is applicable to President Barack Obama.
Furthermore, they are right in their assertion that Obama has never sided religiously on any issue — as well he shouldn’t! The Constitution ensures no government endorsement of any religion, and Barack Obama has taken an admirable stance on the side of secularity. Don’t like it? Leave America. Here’s what they say on Romney:
Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney is a 5th generation member and a priest in the satanically inspired Mormon cult. He and others in his cult LIE when they claim to be Christians, since Mormon doctrine is 100% inconsistent with Biblical Christianity and a Mormon is no more a Christian than a Muslim is. He deceives people by saying he believes in “God” and “Jesus” is his savior, when the “god” of Romney’s cult is NOT the God of the Bible, and their “jesus” is NOT the Jesus of the Bible. Romney and those in his cult believe the Bible to be a flawed and incomplete book and look at Biblical Christians as inferior and non-believers for rejecting the beliefs of their cult.
I am assuredly not a Mormon, but I was raised in the church, and I can assure you that they are Christians. They are Christians in the same way that Christians are Jews; they took the core of the general religion and built upon it. However, with over 10,000 sects of Christianity in the United States alone, I seriously doubt that one evangelical church is responsible for categorizing all of the others and asserting that they are right or wrong.
I take back what I said earlier. If you feel that you want to vote for Jesus, go ahead and sign up here. Because if you’re stupid enough to believe this…
If President Obama is re-elected, his anti-American, socialist policies will continue, as will his attacks on Christianity and Christian churches. He will continue to support abortion, homosexuality, the enemies of Israel. How can a true follower of Christ vote in good conscience for a man who has proven to be a true enemy of God and His Word and will continue to be so in his next term?
…then I don’t want whatever candidate you’d support in office anyway. They go on to state that, “WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED OR SILENT ANY LONGER!!!” Well, then you probably should vote for somebody that can actually get elected, right? The million people that have signed this petition must be suffering from some kind of cognitive deficiency.
Here’s a link to the Wikipedia page of the church running the scam.