Remember that white supremacist named Craig Cobb who wants to build a whites-only paradise? As it turns out, he isn’t so racially pure after all, and he’s in denial about it.
White supremacist Craig Cobb was stunned when his DNA test revealed he had African origins on The Trisha Goddard Show
Cobb volunteered a DNA sample to The Trisha Goddard Show for its continuing series on Race in America and the results couldn’t have been more hilarious. During the upcoming episode, Goddard revealed that Cobb’s test showed that he has African origins. Approximately 14 percent of his genes are sub-Saharan African. In short, Cobb is over one-tenth African-American.
“You have a little black in you,” Goddard informed a stunned Cobb. The audience found the results highly amusing and laughed as Cobb tried to pretend they were wrong. He also refused to fist bump Goddard- who is black- when she attempted to congratulate him for discovering a new part of himself. The news sent Cobb into a state of denial and he fell back to the conservative strategy of attacking the science. He accused the show of sabotaging the results in some sort of liberal plot to “promote multiculturalism.”
Despite the results, Cobb is still a racist who pals around with Nazis
Cobb doesn’t plan to sing kumbaya with members of other races because of his DNA results. “Oil and water don’t mix,” he declared on Goddard’s show upon learning his heritage. If anything, he’s doubling down on his racism. He’s still best pals with Neo-Nazi leader Jeff Shoep and refuses to stop considering himself a “purebred.”
Cobb has been foiled again and again in his attempt to build a racist paradise in North Dakota
Ever since he stated his intention to invade a tiny North Dakota town with the intent of transforming it into a racist haven, Cobb has met one misfortune after another. Toward the end of September, Native Americans stood up to Cobb and his ilk and told them to go back where they came from. And then it got even worse for Cobb when his septic system turned his property into a pile of crap.
Does Cobb hate himself now?
Both instances are hilarious foils of Cobb’s plan, but not nearly as funny as his DNA test. For years, Cobb has been an ardent racist. He’s even a wanted man in Canada for committing hate crimes. So it’s just plain funny that the angry racist white purity guy who thinks black people are “inferior” has “inferior” blood running through his veins. I just have two questions. Number one, does Cobb hate himself now? And number two, why hasn’t the United States government extradited Cobb to Canada to answer for his crimes?
All white people have African origins
The fact is, all of humanity can trace its ancestry to Africa. Prior to humans migrating into Europe, all people had brown skin. As it turns out, white skin is a mutation that occurred after the exodus. Scientists made this discovery in 2005. Basically, no white human on the planet can say that their DNA is “pure.” White supremacists will say that the science is wrong, but that’s simply because they’re afraid to look themselves in mirror and think about the truth. Their entire belief system would shatter into a billion pieces if they did. So next time you meet a white racist, be sure to tell them all about the science, and then watch with amusement as they act just as shocked and dumbfounded as Craig Cobb did.
Cobb has made multiple appearances on the Trisha Goddard Show and this episode will air in its entirety on November 18th.