Nope, this isn’t The Onion. It’s very real and very entertaining. A condom company in New York has decided to pay tribute to Mitt Romney by creating a rubber named after him. According to the website for Say It With A Condom, the Romney condom is for “elite penises” and serves as a safety net for those who use it. Here is the full product information:
Despite Mitt’s Inability To Stick To A Position, Romney Condoms Are Great For ANY Position.
Who’s the Romney Condom for? Anyone with an elitist penis.
Features and Benefits
Romney Condoms are tax free so even the poor can afford them
This is one “safety net” that doesn’t have any holes
Keeps unemployment low by preventing additions to the work force.”
Raw Story discussed the Romney condom with founder Benjamin Sherman. Sherman talked about Romney’s houses and said that Romney’s recent three state loss to Rick Santorum inspired the creation of the Romney brand:
“You know, Romney’s got his house in California, his house in the mountains and an apartment some place. You can’t fault him for being successful. You definitely can’t. That’s the American way. Everybody needs condoms and this is definitely a way he can definitely reach out and touch someone. Literally. Seeing his crushing loss to Rick Santorum last night, we wanted to get out there and just remind people that they shouldn’t settle despite the fact that Romney is rich, handsome and smart.”
Sherman quipped that the Romney condom can be used for multiple wives. Sherman also stated that “this is one way that Romney can pitch his unemployment plan solution to the American public. By wearing a Romney condom, there will be less people entering into the workforce, thereby lowering unemployment. It’s a long-term plan, but we definitely think there’s some merit to it.”
The Romney condoms are made for any position you take, so flip flopping is totally fine. This is perhaps the only condom in production that’s specially made so that the wealthy can screw the poor. It’s definitely something to chuckle about, but as funny as I think this is, I’m surprised and disappointed that this company didn’t make a Santorum condom for gay men. Now THAT would be hilarious.
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