Donald Trump Thinks He Would Make Best VP For Romney (VIDEO)

Author: May 24, 2012 1:10 pm

America’s favorite pretend presidential candidate and builder of luxury phallic symbols, Donald Trump, is back in the news of the weird and self-important, to inform Mitt Romney that he would make the best choice for VP.

“You have a lot of really good candidates,” the reality star told Newsmax columnist John LeBoutillier on Wednesday. “Chris Christie’s a great guy. He’s a friend of mine. You really have someone really good there. Rob Portman, who I don’t know, but I hear fantastic things about. Certainly he’s been very well vetted over the years. He’s a professional who’s been there a long time. He’s been through it. He knows the game and he’s a very, very solid citizen.” (Source: Raw Story)

It would appear that the American electorate has a choice between an obnoxious and screaming fat narcissist or an obnoxious and screaming reality tv narcissist. Trump also suggested hispanic Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) to help Romney exploit woo the hispanic vote.

On a younger side, you could look at Sen. Rubio, who I think could help with Hispanics. But he is young, and I think he sort of doesn’t want to go through it and doesn’t want to do it,” said Trump (Source: Raw Story)

But upon closer inspection and surely after much deep and reflective contemplation, the Donald suggested the greatest candidate of all: himself.

Probably the best choice of all would be Donald Trump,”the billionaire concluded. (Source: Raw Story)

Michael is a comedian/VO artist/Columnist extraordinaire, who co-wrote an award-nominated comedy, produces a chapter of Laughing Liberally, wrote for NY Times Laugh Lines, guest-blogged for Joe Biden, and writes a column for affiliated Cagle Media. Follow him on Twitter and Facebook, Youtube, like NJ Laughing Liberally Lab, and check out his Mitt Happens cafe press store. Seriously, follow him or he’ll send you a photo of Rush Limbaugh bending over in a thong.

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  • “Probably the best choice of all would be Donald Trump,”the billionaire concluded. (Source: Raw Story)
    In the early 1960’s Britain went through a spy/sex scandal known as the “Profumo Affair”. One of the women in the “sex for secrets” trial was a young woman named Mandie Rice-Davies.
    When confronted under oath, and told that her lover, Lord Astor, denied knowing her, she replied, “Well, he WOULD say that, wouldn’t he?”
    The Donald brought that memory back. He WOULD say that, wouldn’t he?

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