America’s favorite pretend presidential candidate and builder of luxury phallic symbols, Donald Trump, is back in the news of the weird and self-important, to inform Mitt Romney that he would make the best choice for VP.
“You have a lot of really good candidates,” the reality star told Newsmax columnist John LeBoutillier on Wednesday. “Chris Christie’s a great guy. He’s a friend of mine. You really have someone really good there. Rob Portman, who I don’t know, but I hear fantastic things about. Certainly he’s been very well vetted over the years. He’s a professional who’s been there a long time. He’s been through it. He knows the game and he’s a very, very solid citizen.” (Source: Raw Story)
It would appear that the American electorate has a choice between an obnoxious and screaming fat narcissist or an obnoxious and screaming reality tv narcissist. Trump also suggested hispanic Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) to help Romney
exploit woo the hispanic vote.
“On a younger side, you could look at Sen. Rubio, who I think could help with Hispanics. But he is young, and I think he sort of doesn’t want to go through it and doesn’t want to do it,” said Trump (Source: Raw Story)
But upon closer inspection and surely after much deep and reflective contemplation, the Donald suggested the greatest candidate of all: himself.
“Probably the best choice of all would be Donald Trump,”the billionaire concluded. (Source: Raw Story)
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