Sarah Palin Just Bludgeoned The GOP In An Epic Drunk-Rant — Calls The Base ‘Battered Women’

Sarah Palin took the creative juices she earned as a half-term Governor of Alaska to Breitbart this week, authoring an op-ed that just pummels the entire Republican party in what can only be an attempt at a VP nod from Donald Trump or Ted Cruz. The two guys who hate everybody have both expressed their admiration for an idiot by calling her nice things. Now she hates Republicans – something Ted Cruz can get on board with and she hates immigrants – which is all you need to get a free room at Casa Trump.

The rant comes shortly after Congress sent President Obama an Omnibus that caps the President’s impressive two-term Presidency with an overall win. The Republicans opened the way to exploit Cuba with American oil and to export crude, meaning as worldwide oil reserves deplete, you can be sure it will be one of the massive American companies that ships our last half a million barrels to China.

That, however, even coupled with a few crumbs tossed to Republicans, gave the President an omnibus with all of the garbage restricting his right to lead cleaned out, a decent sized tax cut for families and most importantly: every bit of the Affordable Care Act and Planned Parenthood fully funded.

Palin is NOT a happy camper about that. In her scorching letter to Congressional GOP leadership, she wrote:

“Together, we grassroots conservatives gave the GOP historic electoral victories because they promised us they would stop Obama’s “fundamental transformation of America.”

“Instead, they abetted it. They are Obama’s accomplices.

“With this omnibus bill, they broke every promise they made to us. Every single one.They’ve reached a level of brazen duplicity previously known only to Democrats.

“Obamacare? It’s fully funded.

“Planned Parenthood, which was caught red-handed haggling over the sale of dead babies? It’s funded too.

“Obama’s illegal executive amnesty? Funded.

“Illegal alien sanctuary cities? Funded.

“Visas for un-vetted Muslim migrants (“refugees”) to resettle in America? Funded.

“Obama’s green energy crony capitalism? Funded.

“Tax credits for illegal aliens? Funded.

“H-2B visas to replace American workers with cheap unskilled foreign workers? Yep, that’s in there too.

“What about funds for the fence that we so desperately need on our southern border? Nope, sorry, they couldn’t find any money for that.

“Basically, everything commonsense conservatives despise – and Republicans promised to put an end to if elected – was funded by this omnibus.”

Poor Sarah. She just made the ultimate list of “stuff a good Christian American hates youbetcha” and then cried because it all still exists. That’s the problem with the whole Tea Party and now “Freedom Caucus” (just another bunch of loonies who stole another one of New England’s flags) ideology. There’s no room for sanity. There’s Jesus; there’s guns; there’s terrorists and poor people. There’s a war on Christmas and the United States Military, the most over-funded single line item in the history of the universe, is weak.

Palin probably figures she’d win some points with the womanly types when she suggested that the situation was like being a battered woman. It was super classy:

“They did it again. But like a battered wife, we keep going back because every four years they bring us flowers, beg our forgiveness, and swear they’ll never hit us again.

“The GOP establishment in Congress is our abuser. We can’t hide the black eyes any more. The whole neighborhood knows.”

She’s even mad at the far right zealots who used to drool over her when she was relevant:

“And where was the famed House Freedom Caucus – those stalwart conservatives who spearheaded Boehner’s ouster? They were shrugging and handing us a bag of frozen peas to put on our black eye. If we’re lucky, maybe they’ll call 911 for us when the beating starts up again.”

Remember, this woman was once chosen to be the face of the Republican party. She became the face of ignorance instead.

Featured image by Gage Skidmore